About a week and a half ago i got a call while i was out at a bar with some friends and i got a call from some random number. It was the police. Now mind you i am heavily intoxicated.
“Yes mam, this is the police. We received a call from someone at this number. Is everything okay?”
“Oh. Yea. Im fine. Sorry!”
They then took my information and i was definitely beyond confused.
Then tonight, there’s a voice coming from my boob! “HELLO! HELLO MAM?”
And again the same process.
Its like my boobs think im in danger or something. This time the police showed up just to make sure i was okay.
Now it’s not like i dont like the cops, but they definitely kinda freak me out.
I just wish my boobs could trust me more. I mean calling the police on me? I need to have a talk with the girls.